Template:List of weapons unable to crit

List of weapons unable to deal critical hits in any way
Soldier	Primary		The Cow Mangler 5000 is incapable of firing critical hits via any means and cannot be crit-boosted. It can, however, be charged up to fire a charged shot that will mini-crit.
		Cow Mangler 5000
Demoman	Secondary		The Chargin' Targe is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Chargin' Targe
			The Splendid Screen is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Splendid Screen
			The Tide Turner is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Tide Turner
Engineer	Secondary		The Short Circuit is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Short Circuit
	Building		Sentry Guns will never inflict critical hits. However, they will mini-crit enemies if the owner is under a mini-crit boost or the target has a mini-crit-accepting status.
		Sentry Gun
All classes	Taunts		All taunt attacks are unable to deal critical damage, but are still able to mini-crit.
Note			The bleeding and afterburn mechanics do not crit, but will mini-crit if the attacking player is mini-crit boosted or if the target is under a mini-crit debuff. Due to a bug, however, bleed damage dealt from Flying Guillotine can be critical at times.