User:Slyphoria

I'm doing this stuff! It may suck now, but I'll make it better :3

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This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user is a Backstabber!

This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”

This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.

This user has spent way too many hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack that cannot be found. How sad.

This user owns 0 hats! (Probably -1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user has earned 0 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 0%!

This user has a Steam profile, which he won't tell you about.

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user is manly enough to wear a Lo-Fi Longwave with some number.

This user knows his way around Photoshop.