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Meet the Spy
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Julkaistu:	19. toukokuuta 2009
Kesto:	3:20

Tapaa Spy -videon käsikirjoitus

Käsikirjoitus

[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large Security Panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; Pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in-hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier] Heavy: "INCOMING!" [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe.] Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!" Heavy: AAAAalright then. Spy: "Ahem." [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder.] Spy: "Gentlemen." [Meet the Spy' Title Card] [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk.] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug] Spy: No? Then we still have a problem. [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back.] Soldier: "...and a Knife." [The Scout approaches and removes the knife.] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scum-bags - like you!" [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it.] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout.] And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" Soldier & Heavy: (chuckling) [The Spy turns to face the Scout.] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's Mother.] Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief] Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [Right Behind You plays] [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular.] Soldier: Oh! [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground.] Scout: "Gimme dat!" Spy: "Zis Spy has already breached our defenses..." [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides a Electro Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen (possibly a Pyro or a Scout.] [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [Flash back to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper who engages him with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed.] [Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw.] Medic: "Raus, raus!(Out! Out!)" [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles.] Medic: (gasps) "Nein...(No...)" [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise.] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic.] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy, and a panicked Scout.] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun.] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait...that's blood." [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy] Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Spy: "Right behind you." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.] [Petite Chou-Fleur plays] [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's Mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully.] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow.]

Muut versiot

Leaked version

Tapaa Spy -video vuoti toukokuun 17. päivä vuonna 2009 johtuen YouTuben bugista, joka antoi iPhone-puhelimien omistajien katsoa videoita jotka oli merkitty yksityisiksi. Tämä innoitti useisiin viesteihin virallisessa blogissa, ja Valve antoi itselleen "yhtiösaavutuksen" nimeltä "Welcome to the Internets" (käännös "Tervetuloa internettiin"), jonka kuvaus oli "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube" (käännös "Epäonnistu ymmärtämään mitä yksityinen tarkoittaa YouTubessa").

Virallisesti julkaistussa versiossa yhdessä hälytystaulun paneeleista lukee "Leaked Video". Alunperin siinä luki "Lost Memory". Administrator sanoo myöskin virallisessa versiossa "Intruder alert!" vain kerran alkuperäisen kahden sijaan.

Huomioita

• Aloitusruudussa, valkoinen veitsen kuva on Veitsen tappokuvake. Siinä kuitenkin on nestepisara kärjessä, mikä ei ole pelissä.
• Aloitusruudun oikeassa alanurkassa lukee "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL", joka on toistuva vitsi "Tapaa joukkue" -videoissa.
• Tämä videon tapahtumat sijoittuvat samaan aikaan WAR! -päivityksen sarjakuvan kanssa, mutta videota kuvataan Administratorin näkökulmasta.
• Videon tapahtumat sijoittuvat 2Fort -kartan muokattuun versioon. Suurin osa tapahtumista tapahtuu BLU -joukkueen salkkuhuoneessa.
• Videon venäläisessä versiossa, RED Spyn tuhotessa BLU Engineerin Vartiotykin, Engineer ei sano "Sentry Down", kuten muissa versioissa. Myös tappelut Medicin sekä Sniperin kanssa ovat hiljaisia.
• Kappaleet "Right Behind You", "Petite Chou-Fleur", ja "Intruder Alert" esiintyvät tässä videossa. Videon julkaisun jälkeen ne lisättiin TF2:n viralliselle ääniraidalle.
• Alussa olevat hälytyskello ja hälytystaulu kuuluvat laitteeseen nimeltä "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". Hälytystaulun varoitussignaalit näkyvät alempana. Varoitussignaalit jotka ovat lihavoituja aktivoitiin videossa.

Emergency	On Cap	Intruder Alert	Is Fired	BLU Demoman	Depressed
All Clear	RED Scout	Exploding	On Fire	BLU Engineer	About to Explode
Vaporized	Team Update	New Mission	On Break	BLU Sniper	Is Drunk
In Surgery	Needs a Ride	RED Medic	RED Heavy	RED Pyro	Defenestrated
Smells	RED Sniper	Drowned	Behind You	Is a Man	Owns Base
Backstabbed	Stole a Car	BLU Spy	Found Dracula	Is a Woman	BLU Soldier
Again	Hit by Train	RED Engineer	Lost Briefcase	RED Demoman	Above You!
Is a Robot	Look Out	Sabotage	Needs Ammo	On Toilet	Electrocuted
BLU Scout	Has Evil Twin	RED Spy	RED Soldier	Pushing Cart	In Base
RED Spy	BLU Medic	Sleeping	Wounded	Needs Backup	Exploded
Hungry	Leaked Video	BLU Heavy	BLU Pyro	Smothered	Jarate
Has Briefcase	Outside Base	Needs Roommate	Mangled	Opened Briefcase	Lost Dracula

• Alarm-O-Tron 5000 -hälytystaulu antaa vihjeen siitä, keneksi RED Spy on naamioitunut. Kolmessa peräkkäisessä varoitussignaalissa lukee: "BLU Scout", "Has Evil Twin", ja "RED Spy".
• Alarm-O-Tron 5000 -hälytystaulu myös viittaa Pyron sukupuolen arvuutteluun. Varoitussignaalit "Is a Man", "Is a Woman" ja "Is a Robot" ovat hälytystaulussa RED Pyro -varoitussignaalin alapuolella.
• Alarm-O-Tron 5000 -hälytystaulussa on myös viittaus Tapaa Spy -videon vuotamiseen. Hälytystaulussa on varoitussignaali, jossa lukee "Leaked Video".
• Alarm-O-Tron 5000 -hälytystaulu esiintyy Double Cross -kartassa lukitussa huoneessa molempien joukkueiden salkkuhuoneitten vieressä.
• Alarm-O-Tron 5000 -hälytystaulussa lukee RED Spy kaksi kertaa.

• Kun Soldier yrittää syöttää ovikoodia, Scoutilla on kädessä Nukkumatti normaalin mailan sijaan. Kun video julkaistiin, Spy ei voinut näyttää avattavia aseita pelissä.
• Koska ovikoodi on 1-1-1-1, 1-painike on huomattavasti kuluneempi kuin muut numerot.
• When the Soldier, Scout, and Heavy meet outside the Intelligence room, they appear to be at the entrance closest to the L-Shaft. When the group enters the Intelligence room, they do so through the opposite door.
• Ilmoitustaululla arkistokaappien vieressä on kuva Saxton Halesta, Mann Co. -yhtiön toimitusjohtajasta.
• BLU Scoutiksi naamioitunut RED Spy pystyi koskettamaan BLU -joukkueen salkkua. Toisin kuin pelissä, Spy ei menettänyt valeasuaan eikä hän myöskään joutunut ottamaan salkkua.

Ulkopuoliset linkit

• Comic – Before the WAR!