Template:List of weapons unable to crit

List of weapons unable to deal critical hits in any way
Soldier	Primary		The Cow Mangler 5000 is unable to deal critical damage; received crit boosts from the Kritzkrieg's ÜberCharge or Power Up Canteens are converted to mini-crit boosts instead.
		Cow Mangler 5000
Demoman	Secondary		The Chargin' Targe is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Chargin' Targe
			The Splendid Screen is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Splendid Screen
			The Tide Turner is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Tide Turner
Engineer	Secondary		The Short Circuit is unable to deal critical damage, but can deal mini-crits under respective buffs or enemy debuffs.
		Short Circuit
	Building		Sentry Guns will never inflict critical hits. However, they will mini-crit enemies if the owner is under a mini-crit boost or the target has a mini-crit-accepting status.
		Sentry Gun
All classes	Taunts		All taunt attacks are unable to deal critical damage, but are still able to mini-crit.
Note			The bleeding and afterburn mechanics do not crit, but do mini-crit if the attacking player is mini-crit boosted or if the target is under a mini-crit debuff.