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{{Quotation|'''Miss Pauling''' on keeping the mercenary's minds sharp as tacks|That's why we give you guys bottled water.}} | {{Quotation|'''Miss Pauling''' on keeping the mercenary's minds sharp as tacks|That's why we give you guys bottled water.}} | ||
− | '''Teufort''' ''(Also know as [http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/meetthedirector/director_01.jpg "America's Gravel Basket"] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/cityonfire/ "The City That Never Seeps"])'' is a fictional town, located in the [[Badlands (Region)|Badlands]] region in the [[w:Southwestern United States|American Southwest]]. The town itself adjoins the [[2Fort]] facilities. Some historical events related to the Gravel Wars take place in the environs and institutions of the community. Teufort is also the city that held the trials as well as the | + | '''Teufort''' ''(Also know as [http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/meetthedirector/director_01.jpg "America's Gravel Basket"] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/cityonfire/ "The City That Never Seeps"])'' is a fictional town, located in the [[Badlands (Region)|Badlands]] region in the [[w:Southwestern United States|American Southwest]]. The town itself adjoins the [[2Fort]] facilities. Some historical events related to the Gravel Wars take place in the environs and institutions of the community. Teufort is also the city that held the trials as well as the attempted hangings of [[RED]] [[Spy]] and [[Scout]]. The town also has a large landfill in the center of the town blocking multiple businesses such as Giuseppe's Pizza. The residents accuse the mercenaries of turning the school into a parking lot and many other things. The mayor uses illegal methods of running a town, executing, and education methods. |
== History == | == History == | ||
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The community boasts an incredibly active economy given its small population. Major commercial enterprises include the modern Teufort Mall[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/asmissmasstory/tf2winter4.jpg] and a large bank.[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=49] | The community boasts an incredibly active economy given its small population. Major commercial enterprises include the modern Teufort Mall[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/asmissmasstory/tf2winter4.jpg] and a large bank.[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=49] | ||
+ | [[File:Postcard tomjones.png|right|250px]] | ||
== Arts and culture == | == Arts and culture == | ||
=== Points of interest === | === Points of interest === | ||
+ | *The [[w:Battle of the Alamo|Alamo]][https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tough_Break_Update] | ||
*Town Square City Dump[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/031.jpg], featuring a statue of founder Claude Huggins[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/#f=41], commemorating "A Proud Legacy of Hiding". | *Town Square City Dump[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/031.jpg], featuring a statue of founder Claude Huggins[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/#f=41], commemorating "A Proud Legacy of Hiding". | ||
* The "Tom Jones Museum" | * The "Tom Jones Museum" | ||
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== Government == | == Government == | ||
− | *Mayor and Judge ([[Storyline# | + | *Mayor and Judge ([[Storyline#Late 1972|1972]]) : "Mayor Mike"[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/029.jpg] |
*Teufort Police Department | *Teufort Police Department | ||
*Teufort Department of Corrections[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/asmissmasstory/tf2winter4.jpg] | *Teufort Department of Corrections[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/asmissmasstory/tf2winter4.jpg] | ||
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== Education == | == Education == | ||
*Elementary School[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/044.jpg] | *Elementary School[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/044.jpg] | ||
− | *Public Library[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/043.jpg] (location of the world's largest continuously burning book fire). | + | *Public Library[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/043.jpg] (location of the world's largest continuously burning book fire)[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Postcard_library.png]. |
+ | [[File:Postcard raccoon.png|right|250px]] | ||
== Environmental Issues == | == Environmental Issues == | ||
− | The facilities at [[2Fort]] have contaminated the Teufort water supply with lead for over a generation. [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=58] | + | * The cities reputation for improper environmental controls has earn is the moniker "Home of the Eternal Sewage".[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Item_icon_Australium_Tough_Break_Campaign_Stamp.png] |
− | * The John Doe Raccoon Sanctuary | + | * The facilities at [[2Fort]] have contaminated the Teufort water supply with lead for over a generation. [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=58] |
+ | * The John Doe Raccoon Sanctuary is currently housing every raccoon in the greater Badlands area.[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:DoomMates11.jpg] | ||
== Transportation == | == Transportation == | ||
*Teufort is served by the [[Train|Northern Express]] Railroad. | *Teufort is served by the [[Train|Northern Express]] Railroad. | ||
*Passenger jet service is available at the city's airport[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/045.jpg]. | *Passenger jet service is available at the city's airport[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf02_unhappy_returns/images/comic/1024x768/045.jpg]. | ||
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== Notable people == | == Notable people == | ||
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* The Mysterious Teufort Arsonist. Teufort seems to have the world's most pro-active arsonist who apparently goes around starting fires in barns just about every night. This is not aided by the fact that Teufort does not actually have a fire department. | * The Mysterious Teufort Arsonist. Teufort seems to have the world's most pro-active arsonist who apparently goes around starting fires in barns just about every night. This is not aided by the fact that Teufort does not actually have a fire department. | ||
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* Claude Huggins. Founder of "Hugginsville", of which later became "Two Farts" and finally "Teufort". | * Claude Huggins. Founder of "Hugginsville", of which later became "Two Farts" and finally "Teufort". | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
− | * | + | * <!-- probably not trivia -->[[Miss Pauling]] went on her vacation in Teufort during the [[Tough Break Update]] and sent the team several postcards. |
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== See also == | == See also == |
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Country: United States State: New Mexico Population: 1280 (1968) |
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— Miss Pauling on keeping the mercenary's minds sharp as tacks
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Teufort (Also know as "America's Gravel Basket" and "The City That Never Seeps") is a fictional town, located in the Badlands region in the American Southwest. The town itself adjoins the 2Fort facilities. Some historical events related to the Gravel Wars take place in the environs and institutions of the community. Teufort is also the city that held the trials as well as the attempted hangings of RED Spy and Scout. The town also has a large landfill in the center of the town blocking multiple businesses such as Giuseppe's Pizza. The residents accuse the mercenaries of turning the school into a parking lot and many other things. The mayor uses illegal methods of running a town, executing, and education methods.
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History
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According to local publication[1], the settlement was founded by Claude Huggins, of whom was the lone survivor of a bear attack, who originally named the town "Hugginsville". He later renamed the town to "Two Farts" in 1847 during an incident with a group of teenage bullies where he was forced to. Huggins, whom was afraid to return the establishment's name to Hugginsville due to his incident, renamed the town to "Teufort"[2].
Geography
Teufort is situated within the northeast Badlands region of New Mexico.
Demographics
Population: 1280
Economy
Teufort is located in a fertile agricultural area within the Badlands.
The community boasts an incredibly active economy given its small population. Major commercial enterprises include the modern Teufort Mall[3] and a large bank.[4]
Arts and culture
Points of interest
- The Alamo[5]
- Town Square City Dump[6], featuring a statue of founder Claude Huggins[7], commemorating "A Proud Legacy of Hiding".
- The "Tom Jones Museum"
Media
Several local and area publications are essential in communicating local events and promoting businesses and products.
- Local Newspapers
- Area Newspapers
Government
- Mayor and Judge (1972) : "Mayor Mike"[12]
- Teufort Police Department
- Teufort Department of Corrections[13]
- Park Ranger Service[14]
Education
- Elementary School[15]
- Public Library[16] (location of the world's largest continuously burning book fire)[17].
Environmental Issues
- The cities reputation for improper environmental controls has earn is the moniker "Home of the Eternal Sewage".[18]
- The facilities at 2Fort have contaminated the Teufort water supply with lead for over a generation. [19]
- The John Doe Raccoon Sanctuary is currently housing every raccoon in the greater Badlands area.[20]
Transportation
- Teufort is served by the Northern Express Railroad.
- Passenger jet service is available at the city's airport[21].
Notable people
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- The Mysterious Teufort Arsonist. Teufort seems to have the world's most pro-active arsonist who apparently goes around starting fires in barns just about every night. This is not aided by the fact that Teufort does not actually have a fire department.
- Claude Huggins. Founder of "Hugginsville", of which later became "Two Farts" and finally "Teufort".
Trivia
- Miss Pauling went on her vacation in Teufort during the Tough Break Update and sent the team several postcards.
See also
External links
On the TF2 Official Website: