User:Benjamuffin

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Dalokohs, itʻs delicious! — Benjamuffin

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Howdy, Iʻm Benjamuffin. As you can see from the banner above, I have started working on an original userpage (though I have added the mass-stolen buttons above). Previously I had used parts of Firestormʻs layout due to my lazy self (and because face it, heʻs awesome).

I (and a fellow Spy) created The Dalokohs Bar and originally signed up to keep the facts straight on it. However since then I have enjoyed being a member of the wiki. It gives me an opportunity to use my love of grammar and the English language. It also makes me feel rather clever when I use all these fancy page altering codes, so thatʻs good too.

I own a server, somewhat proudly called "The Dalokohs Creators Server". You can find the ip, forums and other information at the site

Some Guidelines!

1) Maturity Regardless of how you carry yourself in reality, do NOT document swear words or vulgar language in your edit summary or anywhere on the wiki that is a technical "official spot". This is a place to bring out whatever maturity you have. When being social, fine, but when on the wiki, keep it bottled up please. It makes us look bad.

Examples:

GOOD - "Uploaded with a better pose."

BAD - "Needed to upload a new one, I fucked up, he looks like he is wanking off"

Note: The above bad example, is surprisingly real.

2) Help Page It may seem a lot to go through, and it may seem like you can get away with not doing this, but if you have NEVER edited a wiki before, please, please, click the "help" link in the top left, it contains a lot of guidelines on what is and is not acceptable, and it would help a lot of the moderators and question solvers, from babysitting you, if you read that first.

3) Sign Your Posts This is said time and time again to new users, it is also written inside the edit page. SIGN YOUR POSTS. Otherwise, someone has to find out who edited that message into the page, and add an unsigned post message. It is simple, just put four tilde symbols in. For most users, the tilde will be to the left of the number one, in the top left of your keyboard. It looks like this ~. If all else fails, copy and paste mine four times!

Self-Made Dalokohs Bar

Self-Made Dalokohs Bar
Level 50 Lunch Box

User boxes

Main Class

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

Team Fortress Wiki

This user is a proud member of The Society for Underperforming Citizens to Klimb the Echelons of Rank (SUCKER)

This user watches the Recent Changes log.

Team Fortress 2

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Backstabber!
This user is an honored Community contributor.	This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

Dynamic

This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.

This user owns 12 hats! (Probably 11 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

Melee Weapons

This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!

Personal

This user drinks far too much Pepsi.

Gaming

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
This user enjoys Portal.	This user owns The Orange Box.

Computer

This user's computer has Intel inside.

There's a Mac at this user's home.

Damage

• Base: 40 (28-54 damage)
• Mini-Crit: 54
• Critical Hit: 120, but only during Humiliation, charged via Kritzkrieg or during crit boost given after capturing intels.
• Backstab: 600% of the enemy's current health resulting in an instant kill if stabbed in the back (An arc of approximately 180° behind the player model).

Note: Yes thatʻs right... Iʻm a Spy. It seems all awesome people are.

Function times

• Eating Time: Lunch & Dinner. Though I eat between meals because Iʻm an individual and NO MANN makes me conform to their damn universal eating times!

Times are approximate and determined by community cooking.

Blueprint

Dalokohs Bar	+	Dalokohs Bar	=	Benjamuffin

Trivia

• I like the color Blue (though this has nothing to do with my team choice, which shall remain to myself for now).
• I eat weird things, such as chicken and ice cream.
• I prefer Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
• I voice act.
• Iʻm right behind you.

See also

• Dalokohs bar Strategy