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Primary:Grenade Launcher
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Hat:Scotsman's Stove Pipe


I'm a wiki noob just messing around and learning how to edit, I play a bit of TF2 from time to time though so hopefully can add something useful :)

Lately you can usually find me in a pub dueling on OSF or TDB or in Lobby or a late night double mix.


Weapons of Ass Destruction

Weapons of Ass Destruction

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"Merple's Happy Ending"
Level 1 Spam Dispenser
Raise aim 35°, get kills
Prolonged sungazing may cause retinal damage
When you really need your pipes cleaned
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"Merple's Sticky Suprise"
Level 69
Left click, Right click
+15% Chance of early ejaculation
I spunked on your face
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"Merple's Lapse of Pro"
Level 10 Brawl
+100% Dutch courage
+25% Chance of losing your bottle
When in doubt, whip it out
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"Merple's Morning Glory"
Level 100 Emergency
+100% Sphincter Explosion
+100% Sphincter Explosion'
Making sure you go out with a bang


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This user does the Dew

To Do

  • 1000 edits Pictogram tick.png 20/05/2011
  • Updated crafting tables Pictogram tick.png 19/05/2011
  • Wiki Cap Pictogram tick.png 05/06/2011
  • Categorise TFC map images Pictogram tick.png 11/06/2011
  • Updated Taunt tables Pictogram tick.png 17/06/2011
  • 2000 edits Pictogram wait.png Ongoing