Sniper responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Piker!"
• "Psst! (laughs quietly)
• "You'd best keep lyin' down!"
• "Aaah, I'm sorry, mate."
• "Bloody piker!"
• "Wuss!"
• "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"
• "G'day!"
• "Beauty!"
• "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"

After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Do they make those shirts for men!?"
• "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!"
• "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket." (whispering)
• "You big head wankers!"
• "You prancin' show ponies!"
• "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer!"
• "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!"
• "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!"

Kill Assist

• "Thanks, mate!"
• "Appreciate it, mate!"

Domination

• "You shouldn't have even gotten outta bed."
• "You're gonna keep finding yourself belly up."
• "This is getting too easy, mate."
• "I'm running outta places to put holes in ya."
• "I was about to call it a day."
• "Fightin' men might not be your thing, lad."
• "If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working."
• "This is getting embarrassing."
• "How many times have you died? I'm actually getting impressed."
• "It's only gonna get worse, mate."
• "This is as good as you're gonna do."
• "Bloody hell, you're awful."
• "You got a forehead on ya like a coffee table."
• "Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules."
• "Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
• "You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
• "I'm not done yet, mate, not by a long shot."
• "Let's do this again."
• "This is just getting started."
• "I'm just getting warmed up."
• "Ha ha ha ha ha! Bloody hell, you're awful!"
• "Kill ya again soon, mate."
• "I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me."
• "See you in five minutes."
• "That there was a mercy kill, stay down, lad."

Domination of a Single Opponent

• Evil Laughter 1
• Evil Laughter 2
• Evil Laughter 3
• "Mongrel!"

Domination of Two Opponents

• Harsh, Happy Laughter 1
• Harsh, Happy Laughter 2
• Long Laughter 1
• Long laughter 2

Domination of Three or More Opponents

• Short laugh 1
• Short laugh 2
• Short, soft laugh
• Short laugh 3
• Short laugh 4

Revenge Kill

• "Piece of piss!"
• "I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!"
• "No worries!"
• "Spot on!"
• "Not so smug now, are ya?"
• "Ya had a good run, ya mongrel."
• "What goes around comes around, ya snotty little nance."
• "Skill always beats luck, ya weasel."
• "Take that, ya greasy weasel."
• "Cheatin' only gets ya so far."
• "Look 'ere, pumpkin head. Yer all done."
• "You what yer dominatin' now? Bleedin'.
• "How's that bullet feel? Feel good? Huh? Huh?"
• "Ah my God, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"
• "Thanks for the warm-up, sister."
• "That that, ya mongrel."
• "I'm great. You're dead. I think we're done here."
• "You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women."
• "I suspect you'll keep yer big mouth shut now."
• "Go to hell, wanka."
• "Oooh, got ya right in the ovary."
• "You. Are. A. Bloody. Disgrace."
• "Nothing personal, mate, I'm just better."
• "You want to hear something funny? You're dead."
• "Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."
• "Here's some advice: Next time, shoot first."
• "Hate to break it to ya, but your own team paid me to do that."
• "How do you like that, ya snotty little mongrel?"
• "There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead."

Teleportation

• "Thanks for that, Truckie."
• "Thanks, mate!"
• "Thanks!"

Healed by Medic

• "Thanks, doc!"
• "Thanks, mate!"
• "'Preciate it."

After Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "This one's ours now."
• "That was too easy, mate." (slight emphasis on "mate")
• "We're not givin' it back."
• "Simple, simple- one for me." (whispering)
• "That was too easy mate!"
• "No worries." (calmly)
• "That wasn't so bad."
• "That wasn't so hard."

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Get on the point, wanker!"
• "Come stand on the point, ya bloody wuss!"

Fighting on Cap

• "Get on the cap, mates!"
• "Fight on the cap!"
• "Get on the cap!"
• "Stand on the bloody cap!"
• "Stand on the cap, lads!"
• "On the cap!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

• "Keep that cart moving!"
• "Keep that cart moving!" (soft)
• "Keep the bloody cart moving!"
• "Keep the bloody cart moving!" (soft)
• "Throw your backs into it, boys!"
• "Throw your backs into it, boys!" (soft)
• "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!"
• "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!" (soft)
• "Push that cart!"
• "Push that cart!" (soft)
• "Keep pushing, lads!"
• "Keep pushing, lads!" (soft)
• "Push, lads! Push!"
• "Push, lads! Push!" (soft)
• "Come on, then! Push!"
• "Come on, then! Push!" (soft)
• "Let's go lads, keep pushing!"
• "Let's go lads, keep pushing!" (soft)
• "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?"
• "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?" (soft)

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

• "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!"
• "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!" (soft)
• "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!"
• "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!" (soft)
• "Get to the cart, boys!"
• "Get to the cart, boys!" (soft)
• "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads!"
• "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads." (soft)
• "The bomb's moving the wrong way!"
• "That bomb's moving the wrong way!" (soft)
• "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!"
• "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!" (soft)
• "Get that cart going the right way!"
• "Get that cart going the right way!" (soft)

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

• "Here comes the bloody bomb!"
• "Here comes the bloody bomb!" (soft)
• "Look out lads; bomb's on the way!"
• "Look out lads, bomb's on the way!" (soft)
• "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!"
• "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!" (soft)
• "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!"
• "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!" (soft)
• "The bomb's coming!"
• "The bomb's coming!" (soft)
• "Here comes the cart!"
• "Here comes the cart!" (soft)

Defending: Cart Goes Back

• "Alright, mates! The cart's moving back!"
• "Alright, mates. The cart's moving back. (soft)
• "There she goes!"
• "There she goes." (soft)
• "The cart's on its way back!"
• "Cart's on its way back." (soft)
• "Good job, lads! The cart's going back."
• "Good job, lads! The cart's going back!" (soft)
• "The cart's retreatin'!"
• "The cart's retreatin'!" (soft)
• "Aces! There goes the cart!"
• "Aces! There goes the cart." (soft)
• "Nice job! The bomb's moving back."
• "Nice job! The bomb's moving back." (soft)
• "The bomb's heading back!"
• "Alright. The bomb's heading back!" (soft)

Attacking: Stay Close to Cart

• "To the cart, you wankers!"
• "To the cart, you wankers!" (soft)
• "Stay with the cart!"
• "Stay with the cart!" (soft)
• "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!"
• "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!" (soft)
• "Stay near the bomb!"
• "Stay near the bomb!" (soft)
• "Stay near the bloody cart!"
• "Stay near the bloody cart!" (soft)
• "The cart, lads! Stick with it!"
• "The cart, lads! Stick with it!" (soft)
• "Stop mucking about and get to the cart!"
• "Stop mucking about and get to the bomb!" (soft)

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped

• "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!"
• "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!" (soft)
• "The cart ain't moving, lads!"
• "The cart ain't moving, lads!" (soft)
• "The bomb's just sittin' there!"
• "The bomb's just sittin' there!" (soft)
• "The bomb ain't moving!"
• "The bomb ain't moving!" (soft)
• "The cart's just sittin' there!"
• "The cart's just sittin' there!" (soft)

Defending: Stop The Bomb

• "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!"
• "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!" (soft)
• "Stop the bloody bomb!"
• "Stop the bloody cart!" (soft)
• "Stop the cart, lads!"
• "Stop the bomb, lads!" (soft)
• "Don't let 'em push that bomb!"
• "Don't let 'em push that bomb!" (soft)
• "Stop the bloody bomb!"
• "Don't let the cart through, lads!"
• "Don't let the cart through, lads!" (soft)

Defense

• "Wicked!"
• "Yaaaagh!"
• "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"

Round Start

• "Let's have a go at it."
• "Yaaaagh!"
• "God save the queen!"
• "Give 'em a gob full!"
• "Go on then, mates!"
• "Get to it!"

Round Win

• "Yaaarrgh!"
• "Wicked!"
• "Aces!"
• "Good on ya, mates!"
• "All right!"
• "We gave 'em a bloody drubin'!"
• "Beauty!"
• "Bloody beaut!"

Round Loss/Sudden Death

• "Ahh, that was rubbish!"
• "That's some shonking business right there!"
• "Crikey!"
• "Dodgy!"
• "Well that was a real BLOODY routin'!"
• "Nice goin' ya bludgers!
• "Should've saved a bullet for some of you, blokes!"
• "Gaaahhhh!"

Round Draw

• "Gah! Hear me, man? Gah!"
• "Now that's downright embarrassing."
• (Grumbles)

Set on Fire

• "Fire! Grr-fire, fire!"
• "Fire!"
• "Grr- on fire!"

Achievement Unlocked

• "That one's for me, boys!"
• "That's how we do it in the bush!"
• "Sniping's a good job, mate!"
• "'Right, then!"
• "Yeah, that seems about right!"
• "No worries!"
• "Aces!"
• "All in a days work."
• "I told ya sniping was a good job!"
• "Well I'll be staffed!"
• "I make it look easy."
• "Now that is how it's done!"
• "I could do this all day."
• "Ahh, that's apples mate."

Dominating a Scout

• "Dominated, ya little ankle-biter!"
• "That'll slow yer down, ya twitchy hooligan!"
• "Dominated, ya miniature delinquent!"
• "Couldn't skip around that could ya, ya precious little posey!"
• "Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!"

Dominating a Soldier

• "I own ya, ya pickle-headed drongo!"
• "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?!"
• "Take that, ya rocket-hopping simpleton!"
• "Oi, lend us yer shovel, so I can dig yer grave!"
• "Dominated, ya ploddin' potatohead!"
• "At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Dominating a Pyro

• "You are a creepy, mute little bugger, ain't ya?"
• "Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!"
• "Gotcha, ya mental defective!"
• "That snuffed yer fire, ya filthy arsonist!"
• "You know what 'dominated' means, ya bloody whackjob?!"

Dominating a Demoman

• "Take that, ya one-eyed drunk!"
• "Tagged ya, ya wobblin' Scot!"
• "Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!"
• "You've been killed by the best, cyclops!"
• "Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbing wanker!"

Dominating a Heavy

• "Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!"
• "Thanks for the target practice, ya plump bloody freakshow!"
• "Dodge that, ya fat jigglin' butterball!"
• "Oi! Yer bleedin' gravy, fatso!"
• "Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target, mate!"
• "I just bagged the world's fattest man!"
• "That gotcha, ya lard-arm simpleton!"

Dominating an Engineer

• "Dominated, ya cactus-eating egghead!"
• "Take that, booksmarts!"
• "Back to the drawing board, genius!"
• "Not so smart with yer brain outside yer head, are ya?"
• "Here's a gadget you should build, one what would stop my bullets!"
• "You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me!"

Dominating a Medic

• "What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!"
• "Take that, yer quack!"
• "Quite blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!"
• "Too slow, medicine woman!"
• "Sorry there nurse, I mistook yer for an actual threat!"

Dominating a Sniper

• "The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!"
• "Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!"
• "You call that snipin'?"
• "Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!"
• "One sniper to another, mate: Give up!"

Dominating a Spy

• "Sneak around that, ya phony scoundrel!"
• "Take that, ya two-faced mongrel!"
• "Backstab that, ya snake!"
• "Aww, did I get blood on your suit?"
• "Cloak ya way outta that, ya filthy spook!"
• "I, win, ya bloody, backstabbing fraud!"
• "I was never on your side either! Wanker!"

Spy Kill

• "Stupid bloody spies!"
• "I see ya!"
• "I see ya." (whispering)
• "Spies, bloody useless."
• "Spies, bloody useless." (whispering)
• "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss!"

Class-Specific Reponses

Jarate Toss

• "Jarate!"
• "Bombs away!"
• "Heads up!"

Headshot

• "Bloody piker." (whispering)
• "Wave goodbye ta yer head, wanker!"
• "Wave goodbye to your head, wanker." (whispering)
• "You'll be needin' another use for that neck!"
• "You'll be needin' another use for that neck." (whispering)
• "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!"
• "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket." (whispering)
• Hawks and spits (1)
• Hawks and spits (2)
• Hawks and spits (3)
• (Spits)
• "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"
• "Steady, steady!"
• "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
• "Ah, I'm sorry, mate.."
• "Ah, I'm sorry, mate.." (whispering)
• "Psst! (laughs quietly)
• "Psst. (laughs quietly) (whispering)

Headshot on an Enemy Soldier, Engineer or Pyro

• "That helm ain't gonna save ya."

Kukri Kill

• "You got blood on my knife, mate!"
• "You got blood on my knife, mate." (whispering)
• "A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!"

Unused Responses

Medic Follow

• "Follow me, doctor!"
• "You're with me, doctor!"
• "This way, doc!"
• "Come on doctor, follow me!"
• "Stay with me, doc!"

Melee Dare

• "Now this is a knife!"
• "Let's have a go, ya mug!"
• "Ready to meet sharpy?!"
• "I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole!"
• "Let's see how much blood's in ya!"
• "Come on!"
• "Stabbin' time!"
• "Stab, stab, stab!"
• "I'm gonna cut a smile into ya!"

New Weapon Unlocked

• "Ahh, she's a beaut."
• "Hmmm, have a gander at this little beauty."
• "Take a butcher's at this."
• "*laughs* Someone's about to have a very bad day."
• "Hmmm, I reckon this'll come in handy."
• "Now this is a nice weapon."
• "This thing looks bloody useful."
• "*laughs* It's like Christmas morning."
• "Take a gander at this little princess."

Unknown Condition/Alternate Delivery

• "Thanks for standin' still, wanker." (whispering)
• "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'" (whispering)
• "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss" (whispering)
• "That helmet ain't gonna save ya." (whispering)
• "Steady, steady." (whispering)
• "Standin' around like a bloody idiot." (whispering)
• "Mongrel." (whispering)
• "Stupid bloody spies." (whispering)
• "Wuss." (whispering)
• "A little of the ol' chop chop" (whispering)
• "You'd best keep lyin' down." (whispering)
• "Piker." (whispering)
• "G'day." (whispering)
• "Bloody bogan!"
• "Bloody bogan." (whispering)
• "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!"
• "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon." (whispering)
• "I've slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you." (whispering)
• "You big-head wankers." (whispering)
• "You prancin' show ponies." (whispering)
• "D'they make them shirts for men?" (whispering)
• "You bloody pikers!"
• "You bloody pikers." (whispering)
• "You're all a bunch of no-hopers!"
• "You're all a bunch of no-hopers." (whispering)
• "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall!"
• "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall." (whispering)
• "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer." (whispering)
• "You better hold on to your head, mate!"
• "You better hold on to your head, mate." (whispering)
• "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!"
• "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties." (whispering)
• "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels." (whispering)
• "Piss off, you mongrels!"
• "Piss off, you mongrels." (whispering)
• "Piss off, you bloody pikers!"
• "Piss off, you bloody pikers." (whispering)
• "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!"
• "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners." (whispering)
• "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck." (whispering)
• "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain!"
• "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain." (whispering)
• "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains!"
• "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains." (whispering)
• "Piss off, big-head!"
• "Piss off, big-head." (whispering)
• "Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist!"
• "Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist." (whispering)
• "Hold still!"
• "Hold still." (whispering)

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