Crit-a-Cola

“

Dere ain't enough crits in the world ta kill me!

Click to listen

— The Scout

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Crit-a-Cola (in full Bonk! Crit-a Cola) is a secondary 'lunchbox' item for the Scout and was added in the April 28, 2010 Patch. In similar packaging to Bonk! Atomic Punch, it appears as a purple can of cola which, when ingested, gives the drinker certain mini-crits for 6 seconds. However, mini-crits will also be inflicted against the Scout during his buff duration.

Damage

None. Gives the drinker Mini-Crits for the next 6 seconds.
Drinker also receives mini-crit damage during the effect.

Function times

Drinking: 1.2 (Interrupt-able)
Buff Duration: 6
Re-Use Cooldown: 24 (after bonus wears off)

All times are in seconds, and determined by community testing.

Blueprint

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Demonstration

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Notes

The name 'Crit-a-Cola' is a play on popular soft-drink brand name 'Coca-Cola'. The name also sounds like the word 'Critical' spoken with unusual emphasis.
When this weapon was first released, it and Bonk! Atomic Punch shared skins.
'Crit-a-Cola' appears to be another beverage which appears under the Bonk! brand-name, rather than a new product all its own.

While Cherry Fission-flavoured Bonk! proclaimed Now With Isotopes!, and Blutonium Berry-flavoured Bonk! assured us it contained 33% More Radiation!, Crit-a-Cola's label states Manliness Guaranteed!

When you die while holding the Crit-a-Cola, it will appear as Bonk! Atomic Punch instead.
The Crit-a-Cola and Bonk! Atomic Punch can be considered counterparts: the former gives you more damaging capabilities in exchange of taking more damage and the latter prevents you from taking damage, but also from dealing any.
Crit-a-Cola is the only droppable weapon not to be added in a major class update or in any community contribute site patch.
The lines said by a Scout while under the effects of Crit-a-Cola are the same as his Bonk! Atomic Punch lines, despite their obviously different functions.

External links

April 28th, 2010 Patch Notes

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