User:Bruss48

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Bruss48
Basic information
Type:	The Ninth Wonder of the World
Gender:	Male
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro, Soldier, Spy, Demoman, and Scout
Favourite weapons:	Degreaser, Flare Gun, Loch n Load, Apoco-fists, Postal Pummeler
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/bruss48

Welcome to my userpage. Please take your shoes off near the door.

Items I'm Proud Of

"Rudolph the OneHorn Reindeer"
Level 44 Hat
Effect: Steaming

"Bonk Boy"
Level 42 Hat

"Strange Festive Ambassador"
Strange Revolver

Userboxes

This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user is an employee of BLU.	This user is a Demoknight. "There can be only one! Aye!"
This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."	This user is a piss sniper. "Jarate!"	This user loves to paint his hats.
This user owns an Unusual hat.	This user loves to collect crates and is a crate addict.	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
This user is a Gentleman!	This user plays on SLAG servers by Mecha the Slag.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
This user is a Mercenary.	This user has earned 408 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 78%!	This user owns 21 hats! (Probably 20 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
This user has cut off 14 heads in one life with the Eyelander!	This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user owns the Ghastly Gibus.
This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.	This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.
This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.	This user owns the MONOCULUS!.	This user is a Gas Jockey Pyro.
This user is a Saharan Spy.	This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!	This user oughta' be on a baseball card!
Aaaaaaahhhhh! *bang bang bang*	This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.	Cheers, mate!
Pow!	This user has trodden on a rake.	This user throws his grenades.
This user's weapons are high in vitamin B.	This user's melee weapon of choice contains 80% of your recommended daily allowance of sugar.	This user trails fire from his boots while whacking people with shovels.
This user thinks fezzes are cool.	This user enjoys making people go insane.	This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!
This user remembers it so you don't have to.	This user is on a horse	This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Spike.
This user drinks far too much Sprite.	This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user is American, pardner!
g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user has gotta catch 'em all!	This user overuses user boxes.
This user can uppercut people so hard that all their limbs explode from the torso!	This user has gotten a reflected Huntsman headshot! All hail the golden M2 button!	This user sometimes likes to tickle people just so he can taunt kill them more easily.

The Fun Corner of Creativity

This is the place where I keep my ideas for weapons and ideas. Don't read unless you still love life.

Original Weapon Concepts

"The Incinerator's Indicator"
Level 10 Sign
Reflecting projectiles builds guaranteed crits for this weapon
No random critical hits

"The Choice Select"
Level 10 Bottle
Crits while explosive jumping
Crits for 1 second after landed an explosive jump
No random critical hits

Item rebuffs and nerfs

Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
+50% firing speed
-66% clip size
-20% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Build 'hype' as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
Crits when ever it normally mini-crits
-60% clip size
-20% firing speed
+20% reload time

Dr. Grordbort's Unreleased Weapons

"The Mule Molestor 600"
Level 50 Portable Cannon
Projectile cannot be reflected
Doesn't require ammo
+20% projectile speed
On kill: mini-crits for several seconds
+20% weapon switch time
+20% fire vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

"The Saboteur 66"
Level 20 Ray Gun
Projectile cannot be reflected
Doesn't require ammo
Doesn't require reloading
On kill: Boosts speed for several seconds
-20% firing speed
No random critical hits

"The Mercy Killer"
Level 20 Laser Gun
Doesn't require ammo
On hit: +1 ubercharge added
When uber is full: +20% damage bonus and projectiles penetrate players
When uber is not full: -20% damage penalty
20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

"The Anti-Deathray"
Level 10 Medi Gun
Ubercharge grants speed boosts on both player and patient and grants patient +25% maximum overheal
+25% Ubercharge rate
+25% Ubercharge duration

Crates Yet to be Released

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
Crate Series #50
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #50
Drops	Yes
Items
Sandvich	19 .80%
Splendid Screen	19 .80%
Frying Pan	19 .80%
Winger	19 .80%
Original	19 .80%
Bill's Hat	4 .95%
Earbuds	4 .95%
or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item!	1 .00%
Drop rate is an estimate only.
Weapons obtained from this crate will have the Strange quality.

Strange Weapon Custom Ranks

Sandvich

Rank	Kills	Name
0	0	Strange
1	10	Unremarkable
2	25	Scarcely Scrumptious
3	45	Mildly Heavenly
4	70	Somewhat Delectable
5	100	Extremely Yummy
6	135	Notably Delicious
7	175	Sufficently Luscious
8	225	Truly Flavorful
9	275	Spectaculary Delectable
10	350	Good-Tasting
11	500	Wicked Tasty
12	750	Positively Divine
13	999	Totally Disgusting
14	1000	Hunger-Annihilator
15	1500	Fullness-Inducing
16	2500	Server-Clearing
17	5000	Epic
18	7500	Legendary
19	7616	Australian
20	8500	Mann Co. Select