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payn.
Basic information
Type:	doopid idot
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though.
Native language:	English i speak a lil' Fijian tho
Age:	14
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Medic and Soldier!
Favorite maps:	Frontier, Upward, Skirmish, and Badwater Basin! yes i play the maps everyone else plays theres a REASON everyone does >:(
Favorite weapons:	Strange and Community! i love showing people how much i suck at this game
Contact information

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Ah! What the bloody hell just happened? Click to listen — payn. when he flies across the map with the Beggar's Bazooka only to be met with 5 billion boolets and projectiles to the face

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General Info!

Hey! I'm rather new to the wiki, so I apologise if I mess up or make some bad edits here n' there. I'd love advice, so if you have any please give me some on my talk page!
every goddamn time i play tf2 people keep making jokes about me being in "payn" please shut up only i can make those jokes

Likes N' Dislikes!

I love TF2 (obviously), rhythm games, and savoury foods. I also might be masochistic because I main one of the most paynful (see what I did there?) classes to main, Medic, and somehow have fun. I have started to play Scout, he's pretty damn fun. Soldier is also pretty gamer, I enjoy playing him when my brain is too fried to play Medic. I've started to become a Battle Engie main somehow, I got gifted a Panic Attack by a friend and it went from there.
I dislike cheaters, bots, toxic idiots blahblahblah literally no one cares why tf did you put this here-

My Main History!

• Soldier main! He's super fun, especially with one of the best unlocks to ever exist, the Beggar's Bazooka.
  My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the Beggars Bazooka, Gunboats, and the Disciplinary Action, depending on what I'm doing. the movement shenanigans are insane
• I'm a former Medic main! Medic proved to be too much for my poor brain, so I switched.
  My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow, any of the Medi Guns, and the Ubersaw. yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :(
• Former Pyro main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic freak is the Degreaser, Panic Attack, and Backscratcher. It's genuinely scary how fast this loadout eats through someone's health.
  Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while.
• Former Spy main!
  Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the L'etranger, Big Earner, and the Dead Ringer or stock Invis Watch.
  I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe
• Former Demo main! I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-
  My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the Iron Bomber, Stickybomb Launcher, and the bottl. I like the bottl :)
• Former Heavy main! Same story as Demo.
  My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the Tomislav, Sandvich, and the GRU.
  Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.
  I've also become a Fat Scout enjoyer, I just switch out the Sandvich for the Panic Attack.
• Semi-Soldier main! Starting to really get into him, especially with one of the best unlocks to ever exist, the Beggar's Bazooka.
  My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the Beggars Bazooka, Gunboats, and the Disciplinary Action or Escape Plan, depending on what I'm doing. the movement shenanigans are insane
• Former Engineer main???? what is my main history this is mind boggling.
  My preferred loadout with this Texan boi when I'm normal defensive Engineer is the Rescue Ranger, Wrangler, and Jag. Yes, I'm a basic boi.
  When I wanna do things Texas Style(TM), I use the Panic Attack, Pistol, and the Gunslinger. i learnt how to aim lets go its more fun now!!!!
• Semi Scout main??? I only really play him on things that don't have any real objective, like Hightower or 2Fort.
  My preferred loadout with the Boston boi with French genes in him ew is the Stock Scattergun, Flying Guillotine and the Atomiser! mobility gaeming

Names and Descriptions for my weapons! (click this)
Thought I'd put the multiple dumb asf names I've made for my weapons that're strange!

User Boxes!

This user likes to see this wiki turning green.	This user. Like. To edit. This wiki. Is all you need to know.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”
This user loves to rename his items.	This user has spent 1600+ hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user really loves to craft things in Team Fortress 2!
This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user wants a Wiki Cap.
This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user leave summaries with his edits most of the time.
This user is afraid of red links.	As of 21 May, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 10 months, 28 days (since 23 June, 2023).	This user HATES Spies.
This user is civilian.	This User Page Is Garbage!	This user likes to "edit" teammates.
This user makes two edits and checks for reverts in the morning.	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: May 6 2022	This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.
This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons.	This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them.	This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries.
This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”
This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.	This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update!	This user just wants to witness an update.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 30 frames per second.	This user is a Saharan Spy.	Saw-ry!
This user owns a Strange Concheror. Rank: Mildly Menacing Kills: 45	This user owns a Strange Disciplinary Action. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 19	This user owns a Strange Beggar's Bazooka. Rank: Somewhat Threatening Kills: 1356
This user is Fijian, Bula!	This user edits the wiki to slack off from work.	This user believes in Beggar's Bazooka supremacy.
This user drinks far too much Pepsi.	This user drinks far too much milk.	This user drinks far too much Pilk.

I hope to contribute greatly! Have a nice day, if you got all the way down here :) (I made the Fiji and Pilk userboxes myself :DDDD) (i'd add them to the normal userbox page but im scared of screwing smth up so im not gonna bother)