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payn.
Basic information
Type:	doopid idot
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though.
Native language:	English i speak a lil' Fijian tho
Age:	14
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Medic and Soldier!
Favorite maps:	Frontier, Upward, Skirmish, and Badwater Basin! yes i play the maps everyone else plays theres a REASON everyone does >:(
Favorite weapons:	Strange and Community! i love showing people how much i suck at this game
Contact information

“

Ah! What the bloody hell just happened? Click to listen — payn. when he flies across the map with the Beggar's Bazooka only to be met with 5 billion boolets and projectiles to the face

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General Info

Hi! I've been on the wiki for a decent bit now, so I'm mainly a lurker as of current. If you catch me on the Recent Changes tab, you'll often see me either:

• Fixing grammar mistakes
• Adding small bits of trivia
• Rewording things to be clearer
• The occasional larger edit.

Don't be afraid to say hi! I'm usually available to chat. I like playing TF2, a small bit of Roblox (the game site thats slowly killing itself more than TF2 somehow), and rhythm games. I'm also on the IRC channel, though not very often.

My Main History!

• Soldier main! He's super fun, especially with one of the best unlocks to ever exist, the Beggar's Bazooka.
  My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the Beggars Bazooka, Gunboats, and the Market Gardener. the movement shenanigans are insane
  

• I'm a former Medic main! Medic proved to be too much for my poor brain, so I switched.
  My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow, any of the Medi Guns, and the Ubersaw. yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :(
  

• Former Pyro main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic freak is the Degreaser, Panic Attack, and Backscratcher. It's genuinely scary how fast this loadout eats through someone's health.
  Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while.
  

• Former Spy main!
  Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the L'etranger, Big Earner, and the Dead Ringer or stock Invis Watch.
  I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe
  

• Former Demo main! I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-
  My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the Iron Bomber, Stickybomb Launcher, and the bottl. I like the bottl :)
  

• Former Heavy main! Same story as Demo.
  My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the Tomislav, Sandvich, and the GRU.
  Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.
  I've also become a Fat Scout enjoyer, I just switch out the Sandvich for the Panic Attack.
  

User Boxes!

This user likes to see this wiki turning green.	This user. Like. To edit. This wiki. Is all you need to know.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user loves to rename his items.
This user has spent 2700+ hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user really loves to craft things in Team Fortress 2!	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.
This user owns an Unusual hat.	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user leave summaries with his edits most of the time.	This user is afraid of red links.
As of 27 April, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 10 months, 4 days (since 23 June, 2023).	This user HATES Spies.	This user is civilian.	This User Page Is Garbage!
This user likes to "edit" teammates.	This user makes two edits and checks for reverts in the morning.	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: May 6 2022	This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.
This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons.	This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them.	This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries.	This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.	This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update!
This user just wants to witness an update.	This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 30 frames per second.	This user is a Saharan Spy.	Saw-ry!
This user owns a Strange Concheror. Rank: Gore-Spattered Kills: 390	This user owns a Strange Market Gardener. Rank: Mildly Menacing Kills: 40	This user owns a Strange Beggar's Bazooka. Rank: Epic Kills: 6912	This user is Fijian, Bula!
This user believes in Beggar's Bazooka supremacy.	This user drinks far too much Pepsi.	This user drinks far too much milk.	This user drinks far too much Pilk.

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Decided to take a page out of Slimy's book, since I thought his idea with comments was cool. Use this for funny things you wanna send me, use my talk page for complaints, editing related stuff, and Wikichievements (I will never get one) Payn (talk) 23:39, 19 February 2024 (UTC) hmmm funni sextion. Slimyboi500 Talk Contribs Steam 16:38, 21 February 2024 (UTC) SEX?????? Payn (talk) 22:35, 23 February 2024 (UTC) Nein. ----Slimyboi500 Talk Contribs Steam 22:51, 23 February 2024 (UTC) aw man. Payn (talk) 11:05, 25 February 2024 (UTC)

back from a bit of a long hiatus, have a good day :)
got my first unu!!! friend gifted it to me and i love it so much its a black painted bulb bonnet and the effect is tainted frost :))) never thought i'd get one but i was pleasantly surprised by a decent hat with a good effect :)))))